you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I can't put those talents on a resume
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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