Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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