Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
try to milk me bitch
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