Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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