We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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