his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
we're so committed to being not committed
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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