Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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