I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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