I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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