3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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