She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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