i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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