Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am spending my child support on dildos
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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