But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
