Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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