I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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