Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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