dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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