i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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