Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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