She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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