Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
My vagina is very pro this idea
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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