mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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