that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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