you guys were way drunker than both of me
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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