Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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