If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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