Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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