you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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