I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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