i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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