Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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