DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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