I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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