I'm eating all of the evidence.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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