We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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