Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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