It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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