Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!