You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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