Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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