yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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