dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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