Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
