And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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