went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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