Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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