There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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