she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
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I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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