he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Someone signed my nipple.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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