I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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