The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
