It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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