I bet he comes in French.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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